Continuing the grand tradition of spreading wild unfounded rumours, not to mention misspelled topic headings, last seen here.

ejj1955 is eating the Devil's waffles.

Source: What are you eating?

Edited to change the special sauce.

Mensagem editada pelo seu autor, Out 19, 2009, 11:42pm.

Gosh ejj hope he doesn't get mad!

Apparently she's eating the Devil's plaid clothes today...
That ejj, always tempting the devil.

MrA provokes turtles to the point that they bite off chunks of ear.

Mensagem editada pelo seu autor, Out 21, 2009, 1:20am.

it's a hobby.

It's a wonder you have any ear left if it has become a hobby?! Unless....you have trained a group of attack turtles that bite off chunks of other peoples ears on command.....hhhmmm.....

The correct response to that comment would be: HUH?

I think I'll hear large fluffy pink earmuffs whenever I'm here if thats the case!

Hmm - chomping turtles? Hence the spelling of impeccable in the title thread? Where is Freud when we need him?

The thread title would make more sense if it was chomping chickens.

Foggi and LG don't want to spoil us.
Luckily, I'm already spoiled.

Kerian is training to be a gladiator.

Source: Did You Know...

Mensagem editada pelo seu autor, Out 23, 2009, 9:15pm.

VetaTorres is on the move, hunting for Atlantis. No idea what she plans to do when she finds it.

Source: What Are You Reading

I suspect a sponge may be involved. A really, really, really big sponge.

#14 Does the sponge have sguare pants?

Kerian is worried about her computer's health. She almost spit vitamin water on it.

Source: New group book read

Mensagem editada pelo seu autor, Out 24, 2009, 12:05pm.

Actually, the worry was over my laptop's ability to pay attention. It was the focus vitamin water. This time.

Everyone's humor is missing.
Except Espy's.

Hey, wait a minute! Espy, did you take everybody's humor? *eyes him suspiciously*

Source: How many?!?!?

hand over the humors Espy! Right now Young man!

Never! I need this yellow bile, black bile, phlegm, and blood! Though maybe I'll give back some of the black bile. I have been feeling melancholic lately.

Hm. On second thought, you can keep them.

OK, I just want to say...ew.

I'm wondering if I even want to read my unread posts on the source of that rumor. ;)

did you say "source of that humor"? No, you really don't want to know that...

What? I'm just practicing a form or medicine that was followed for hundreds, possibly even thousands of years. I can't help how squicky it is...

Wherever mamzel lives, it is illegal to talk while on a cell phone. Boy, that must make it tough! I hope everyone there has a good texting plan!

source: weather thread

I never talk on my cell phone. I usually yell, "CAN YOU HEAR ME? WHAT?"

JP is apparently going deaf from yelling at her cell phone. The cell phone doesn't appreciate the yelling either.

Source: One post up

#26 creepy, that's what I do - closely followed by 'I don't like to talk on the mobile'.

MrA has either six arms or eight withered arms and a prehensile tail.

Source: New Derailments Thread

Is MrA related to spiderman??!!

I'm not sure. But oddly enough, he's now lost on a deserted island after taking a three hour tour, along with his wife, MsD (Luvvy)

You can't make these things up. At least, not without looking at other threads.

source: Planned/Happened

sooo he's a millionare spiderman....lol

#32: Talking about an oxymoron LOL (a rich spiderman)

who you callin' an ox-moron?

MsD works for a top-secret intelligence organisation. Three "sleeper" agents have been reactivated, and she has been assigned the cases. I'm expecting termination with extreme prejudice.

>Hush-hush source: The Plan (how appropriate!)

#25 foggi - I forget sometimes that there are other ways to get to work - my bad!
It took me until this morning, while I was crossing the same overpass from which I enjoyed that pretty morning, to remember where I had made the post to which you refer.

BTW - foggi is trying to learn crocheting from a video. (It's hard to let go of the yarn to hit the pause button.) Keep at it - it does get easier.

Espy is practicing squicky medicine.

i hope he gets it right quickly. I'm not donating any more squick.

Well, "quickly" is only two letters away from being "squicky," so chances are looking up.

MrA is talking to himself (again) instead of sanding the bathroom.

Hmm... Would this be considered a trumour?

I don't know. What do you think, MrA ?

Preposterous!

I concur.

I think the lot of you are talking out of your collective butts.

MrA is clearly talking to himself instead of cooking lunch, of course. Sanding, indeed.

*decides not to make a joke about sandwiches*

lols

Finnegan is a soccer star -- he scored two goals in his last game!

Source: What are you reading?

He scored 3 more last night!

Kirby learned how to book cross! She is enjoying bathtubs inside books and taking baths in them.

Source: What are you reading in November?

Oh, is that what that meant? I thought she liked giving her books baths. I figured it was a dog owner thing.

Maybe that.

What say you, kirby?

I'm so confused.

I think I was right, then. Kirby must have hit her head on the bathtub. Either that, or the books clobbered her something awful in protest of their nice, warm bath.

Kevintherealist is learning a lot about Islam (and Netiquette) over on Off Topic.

Rumour has it that HE's Rumour thread now carries rumours from across the LT universe!

To infinity... and beyond!

Ron has run out of energy. How sad. I guess that kills the rumour that he's the Energizer Bunny.

In other news, MrA is a Buzz Lightyear toy.

Can't believe I almost missed this one!
According to very reliable sources *coughcough MrA & K coughcough* Tim has a special staff he uses when he breaks into people's homes to destroy their books. This must mean that Tim is an evil wizard!

hmmm. that sounds like a death eater, but on the other hand the only book-destroying i can recall in the series was done by Harry. Most perplexing.

Depends of your definition of destroying I suppose: Madam Pince certainly would have told you that Snape had destroyed a book and remember Ron thought the used copy of Advanced Potion Making looked like someone had gotten sick on it, which I would consider destroyed...

...I'm a huge dork.

. . . and Hermione ripped a page out of a library book once. . . .

Oooo good one!

*I will not spend the rest of my day trying to think of more book destroying in HP....I will not spend the rest of my day...*

The Monster Books of Monsters, destroyed each other!

The invisible invisibility books may as well have been destroyed.

Back to rumors:

MrA and MsD mailed their cat to Bib.

source: GN/BN

not yet.

MsD and Suge are fighting over Eric.

MsD is starting a line of vamp-scented candles.

Source: MsDonna's profile page (stalking? moi?)

MrA gets by with a little help from his fiends.

Source: Song Speakers

that's right. Thanks, fiends!

Stick to minions MrA. They won't turn on you.

minions are sticky?

Well duh! Have you seen the condition of your average minion. It's not pretty.

Well really, jp. You have to wipe your minions down with a damp cloth every now and again, if you want to keep them in top condition.

I just did mine with a chamois. they look pretty nice now

Ginny flushed a book down the toilet!

Ginny attempted to flush a book down the toilet. It didn't actually harm the book at all. Also, PIANO!

Espy dropped a PIANO in the rumour thread.

I wonder if that would work on minions.

Why piano?

Espy dropped a piano on our minions? But..but..they were all the minions we had. *sniff*

I think Espy is seeing PIANOS that aren't really there.

Just because they're humongous, painted pink and brown, and in an improbable place does not mean they aren't there...

I see them too!

Inconceivable!

Espy and kirby have alike minds. They just may have alike brains, or share the same brain. Granted, we've all just been shared this vision and now we are all completely mad seeing this strange, peculiar, not-really-there piano. It's not really there. Right?

Why do I keep hearing "chopsticks" ?

Maybe the minions are dancing on the wires.

How does that compare to angels dancing on the head of a pin?

It's noisier.

CBLey has created a new snack. It's a watermelon on a blueberry bagel.

Source: what on earth are you eating?

That's better than the garlic and white chocolate combo that a lot of people on that thread are advocating.

ROFL!!!

You don't have the garlic with the white chocolate, you use it to protect yourself from the white chocolate. I can't believe I have to explain these things.

*puts garlic necklace around neck.*

I was imagining garlic cloves dipped in white chocolate

Visit the Gilroy Garlic Festival next summer and you will find them there!

Espy has zombie mice. I think they got that way from eating a rich dessert.

JP is going to fool Espy into thinking she's a cat!

Meow?

Lefty is on a roll.

The Plan vs. What happened

What kind of roll? White? Wheat? I need to know JP! I can't survive on these half-baked rumors!

I'll let you know when the opportunity...rises.

JP thinks she's a comedian

Mr A ate all the cookies... :(

Did you want your computer cookies, Espy? I'm sure he's sorry.

#98: I think, therefore I am. ;o)

Foggi sacked her own bedroom.

All the fun of pillaging from the comfort of your own home! I hope she got some cool stuff.

You should have blocked some of the cookies, espy.

JP thinks she can dance.

Kirby cast a spell on Harry and turned him into her dog!

No, no foggi. I THINK I think I can dance.

I think JP has turned into the Little Engine Who Could!

Hmmm...That would explain why I set up the Derailed Thoughts thread...

LOL

I think I think I can, I think I think I caaaAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!

Espy sells couches.

by the seashore.

K's copy of Harry Potter and Philosophy has erasable highlighters in it. No word on whether the book came that way or not.

tiegster thinks MrA is Dracula.

112 - Did K tap the book with a wand and whisper, "Mischief managed?"

Espy has a smurfy mouth.

source: misread thread

Espy and JP are locked in an epic, cutthroat Elf Points war.

Source: Elfster

Mensagem editada pelo seu autor, Nov 17, 2009, 7:34pm.

I forgot! To think of all those secrets revealed! Thanks, mamzel. And the book came with the highlighters, of course. That's why my copy's cooler. ;)

Kerian figures she will pull all her hair out. Which sounds like it will be really painful, but she'll do anything for her relatives. :o)

Foggi's eggs have failed as devils. Foggi is very disappointed, and hopes this never happens again. Perhaps next time she should buy eviler eggs?

*shudders* I cannot imagine eggs more evil than the ones I had to work with today.

theexiledlibrarion is cloning Bib and will donate seven copies to the Alzheimer's unit. Apparently cloning is simple, but requires sowing. I assume that you can't clone the outfits.

source: what are doing right now?

Somehow I knew that would end up on this thread as soon as I read it on the other thread. Can I ask if the spelling of sowing/sewing was intentional? It's funny either way of course...

not intentional, no, but it's not a surprising mistake. I mean, i make lots of misteaks mistakes but i usually go back and fix them before i post (bless you, firefox spell checker). I missed "sowing" because "sewing" just always seems weird to me. I mean it really should be sowing, don't you think? Whenever i see "sewing" i mentally pronounce it "sue-ing", not "so-ing". It's just wrong, wrong, wrong. Stoopid non-phonetic english.

/rant.

can you plant and grow clothes? what if they're 100% cotton?

MrA has become so sew sow verbose! (see above)

All I have to say is...LOL

Kerian keeps a goldfish in her water bottle.

Source: What are you doing right now thread

remind me to never drink any water offered by Kerian....lol....yuck!

For PollyAnna . . .



;)

We love SmartWater! We leave the goldfish in the bottle though. :o)

Are they real goldfish???????????????

129- They really add to the flavor. ;)

But....but....are they real?????

Do you reeeally want to know?

I have never seen those before on the smartwater bottles and I love smart water too! I'll have to look close next time I'm at the grocery store! lol Thanks K!

You're welcome, PollyAnna!

LadyN, the answer will rest with Cat if you must know. I will just say this: No one may know so well as Cat may know. Clearly. In a water bottle.

*puzzled*.....*and slightly concerned for the fishies*...

I would like to apologize to LadyN for my daughter's behaviour. She has been told not to tease her friends. I think she's a little punchy on account of feeling behind in her knitting projects (she's not, she just feels that way.)

The fish is printed on the bottle, LadyN. But you can only see it when you look through the bottle.

Ooh! Clever!

Being a cat of course, Cat surely must have much interest in the goldfish. ;)

What I want to know is, does the water make you smart?

It's called "Smart Water" because they distill the water from brain fluid.

True story.

Wait, is that what they're doing in the Department of Mysteries?

JP has decided to stuff Japanese exchange students into the cage I'm trapped inside of in her back yard. This may be related to the Japanese Consulate calling Kasongo.

Source: Newest Train of Derailment

136 to 138- Sorry, LadyN. I would have told you they were rare sticker fish. Eventually. ;)

And I am behind on knitted items! I need Christmas postponed for another month. And four extra arms. That wouldn't be too much to ask for, would it? Would it?

140- It doesn't make you smart, it IS smart. It is the only sentient water known to man. We drink the water to keep it in check, so it doesn't get out of hand and take over the world. *nods seriously*

MrA pokes xmas with a stick while LG laughs at it.

ouch

Espy types in his sleep.

Source: What are you doing now?

Cat openly admits to having a prisoner. Is this Espy? It may be too soon to tell. She says the prisoners will be exchanged on Saturday. The question is now who else has a prisoner. Do I think it strange that HEers are giving the gift of prisoners for our gift exchange? Yes. May it be let on who else is in possession of a prisoner? We may see. Stay tuned in the chat room for more, this Saturday and this Saturday only, 5pm Eastern, 4pm Central, 2pm Pacific time...and all those other, er, times, and day, for that matter. (Thinking of Australia.)

Source: Gift Exchange Time!

Mensagem editada pelo seu autor, Dez 17, 2009, 7:49pm.

9am Sunday! *yawns*

Cat can't be there until 5:45 MrA. So it's OK if you sleep a little late! ;o)

i'll have to turn off our furry alarm clock. He still doesn't get the concept of weekends.

148- We only have one hostage now. I'm thinking of writing a book about it. Would anyone here buy a book called: The Prisoner of Catcaban?

depends.........will it be in paperback?

Apparently, compski was kirby's elfster santa in our gift exchange. She gave kirby her 13th and 14th bottles of bleach. Better keep them away from your purple socks, kirby!

source: HE Holiday Party