Membroaltay

I'm the new guy on the LibraryThing.com team.

Once, I was carrying a unicycle and my bass through Harvard Square, and a drunk man gave me $10 because he thought I could ride the unicycle and play the guitar at the same time. I tried to explain that I was just holding the unicycle for a friend and I couldn't, in fact, ride it -- never mind ride and play simultaneously -- but he forced me to keep the money regardless.

Things like this happen to me with alarming frequency.