Ninjas

After discussing some things with our own kgriffith, aka laia, aka glitterfem, I have come to the conclusion that there is only one explanation as to where two books, two sets of car keys, and a phone charger have gone.

We have ninjas.

You never see them coming.

That explains so much!

Have the ninjas been in your house too?

I'll bet they're everywhere.

Watching.

Yes. They have.

And they are.

Watching.

*shivers*
*glances at the shadows*

And I thought "I always feel like somebody's watching me..." was just an earworm. *shudder*

That's what they want us to think!

I woke up achy yesterday. I'm pretty sure ninjas have been attacking in my sleep. Much better today.

Oh, this explains so much.

I'm annoyed with delivery ninjas.  They drop stuff off at the front door, don't ring the doorbell, and run away, leaving my treasures to roast in the sun.

At least your delivery ninjas make it to the door. One recently targeted my house and dropped the package underneath my mailbox at the end of the drive.

Oh, and I believe there's a Halloween candy ninja around, too...

I wonder if your Halloween candy ninja knows my fresh baked cookie ninja?

Probably. I expect the ninjas know one another...it's a vast ninja take-and-trade conspiracy!