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MBTI Humour

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1chamekke
Out 18, 2007, 12:26 am

...as in, "I'm very sorry, but you have to die."

I've come across some pretty good MBTI humour, but am having trouble locating it, wouldn't you know. Here's one thing I did find - the 16 MBTI Prayers, source unknown. So I'll use it as a conversation-starter. Thread-breaker?

ISTJ: Lord, help me to relax my focus on insignificant details, even though any of them may cause significant problems later. Begin this tomorrow at 8:31:04 am.

ISTP: God, please help me to consider other people's feelings, even if most of them ARE excessively hypersensitive.

ESTP: God help me to accept responsibility for my own actions, even though problems are usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ: God, please help me to not try to RUN everything. (But, if You need some help, just ask.)

ISFJ: Lord, please help me to be more laid back and help me to do that EXACTLY right.

ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).

ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially jokes, parties, conversation and dancing.

ESFJ: God give me the patience I need to deal with things more effectively, and I mean right NOW!

INFJ: Lord. Please help me not to be so perfectionistic! (Did I spell that correctly?)

INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta..

ENFP: God, please help me to keep my mind on one... Look a butterfly! thing at a time.

ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can, trusting you for all the rest. But would you mind putting that in writing?

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.

INTP: Lord, please help me to be a little less independent - but in my own way, of course.

ENTP: Lord, please help me follow our established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a couple of minutes.

ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.

(source: http://www.squarewheels.com/jokes/mbtiprayers.html)

2villandry
Out 19, 2007, 2:47 pm

HAAAAA HAAA !!

There are very cute. Thanks chamekke!

3readafew
Out 19, 2007, 2:51 pm

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.

I need to say this one EVERY day...

4chamekke
Out 19, 2007, 10:50 pm

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.

I have to admit, I recognized this one just a little bit... ;-)

5citygirl
Out 20, 2007, 6:35 am

3&4: I know. *groan*

6mpramanik
Out 22, 2007, 7:52 pm

"God help me finish everything I sta...... just about summs m.......Oh, I wonder what is going on in the IN.....

7chamekke
Out 25, 2007, 11:14 am

There's also the single-response MBTI Chocolate Personality Test:

http://soli.inav.net/~catalyst/cpr/choc.htm

The really funny thing is that it nailed me in one :-P

8mpramanik
Out 25, 2007, 11:29 am

Chocolate personality test - That didn't come close to me at all. My least favorite was the one that I was supposed to like the best (chocolate bunnies).

9Morphidae
Out 25, 2007, 11:38 am

I couldn't decide between two so I looked at them both.

Chocolate cake - ENFP
Chocolate bunnies - INFP

I'm INFP!

10readafew
Out 25, 2007, 11:41 am

Not even close...

11citygirl
Out 25, 2007, 11:43 am

I must be nuts, because I'm everything. I want all chocolate, except white chocolate, which does not actually exist.

12villandry
Out 25, 2007, 3:46 pm

assuming these are Godiva chocolate easter bunnies, right? Then it nailed me!

13chamekke
Out 25, 2007, 8:47 pm

If I have to make a single choice - and I'm with you, citygirl, I could eat 'em ALL! - it would be dark chocolate. And that's the one they've identified as INTJ.

Maybe we need a Fudge Personality Test. (Hint: INTJ is clearly cappuccino ripple ;-)

14AsYouKnow_Bob
Out 25, 2007, 11:29 pm

15villandry
Out 26, 2007, 9:57 am

Whoa - very funny stuff #14 (Bob!)
love it! So, true ...

16citygirl
Out 26, 2007, 11:38 am

Ha ha. Hee.

17chamekke
Out 26, 2007, 2:29 pm

Ex-cellent.

{steeples fingers menacingly}

18citygirl
Out 26, 2007, 2:34 pm

chamekke, methinks you and I can hatch up some diabolic plots together. Oh, wait a minute...that would necessitate teamwork, wouldn't it? I only pretend to do that.

19chainedwind
Out 27, 2007, 12:36 pm

Let's see... I like dark chocolate, so apparently my weak P has turned into a J there...

I've seen the atypical MBTI page before, and had quite a bit of fun reading the descriptions. Unfortunately, although I would -like- to be able to construct a nuclear reactor out of a coconut and two pieces of string, or understand the subtle nuances of various obscure subjects... {sigh} I'll have to wait for college.

"COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship."
-_-

"Famous INTPs include Pierre de Fermat and almost everyone who knows what Pierre de Fermat wrote in the margins of his book."
All mathematicians = INTP?

20historydoctor
Jan 5, 2008, 1:45 pm

The chocolate was close: ISFJ when in fact I'm INFJ. As for the INFJ being the conspiracy theorist I totally agree but I'm not telling you why, just in case THEY are listening...

21chamekke
Jan 5, 2008, 1:50 pm

>19 chainedwind: I've seen the atypical MBTI page before, and had quite a bit of fun reading the descriptions. Unfortunately, although I would -like- to be able to construct a nuclear reactor out of a coconut and two pieces of string, or understand the subtle nuances of various obscure subjects... {sigh} I'll have to wait for college.

Oh, wait - MacGyver was an INTP?

22Storeetllr
Jan 5, 2008, 3:58 pm

Me: INFP
Favorite Chocolate: Dark with coconut = type: ISTP - "Artisan". Impulsive action. Life should be of impulse rather than of purpose. Action is an end to itself. Fearless, craves excitement, master of tools. 5% of the total population.

I can sort of relate to that.

BTW, I loathe milk chocolate bunnies (unless there's no other chocolate available anywhere). I'm a baaad INFP.

23historydoctor
Jan 5, 2008, 4:48 pm

I like hot chocolate (the INFJ choice apparently) but not more than I like most of the other options. Perhaps I'm also bad in some way?

24Sparrowing
Jan 8, 2008, 6:27 pm

INTJ
The chocolate test has me pinned.
Of course I want ALL the chocolate, but real chocolate please: dark chocolate, or bittersweet. All those sugary adulterated choices sound terrible, milk chocolate blech.

25Enraptured
Jan 9, 2008, 7:17 am

I chose milk chocolate with caramel and got ISFJ. Apparently I'm supposed to like hot chocolate best. *shrugs* At least it didn't say I was supposed to like dark chocolate best...

26historydoctor
Jan 9, 2008, 4:46 pm

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27historydoctor
Jan 9, 2008, 4:46 pm

So did I! Nice taste in chocolate by the way.

28vpfluke
Jan 10, 2008, 8:54 am

ENTP

On the chocolate test, I came out as ESTJ (milk chocolate without nuts). I am actually now in withdrawal from eating too much of this over the Christmas holidays.

29citygirl
Jan 10, 2008, 11:31 am

I know what you mean. Is it possible that I have actually had enough chocolate?

Nah. I'll just take it slow for a few weeks. ;-)

30historydoctor
Jan 10, 2008, 12:03 pm

What is this 'enough chocolate' of which you speak?

31citygirl
Jan 10, 2008, 12:20 pm

I don't know what I was saying. I must have been high from my chocolate muffin this morning.

32chamekke
Jan 11, 2008, 12:17 am

Actually, sounds to me like your muffin didn't contain enough chocolate, since clearly you were hallucinating.

33JoseBuendia
Fev 18, 2008, 11:33 am

That chocolate thing is way too scary! I picked dark chocolate and I am an INTJ! Whoa!