Public Domain Pooh!

This is the third and final volume in a series that retells every chapter of A. A. Milne's Winnie-the-Pooh with worse prose, grammar, punctuation, and spelling. There is some humor to be derived from how bad it is, but why anyone but a Pooh completist like me would bother with this is beyond me. But in case you're curious, here's how it wraps up:

Chapter 9

Reimagines Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter Nine: In Which Piglet Is Entirely Surrounded by Water.

For some reason, the author got tired of giving his chapters titles with this volume.

Piglet finds himself in the midst of a flood and sends out a message in a bottle. The reimagining has Owl taking a more active part, carrying Pooh and Piglet through the air as part of the rescue, and changes the names of the boats involved.

Chapter 10

Reimagines Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter Ten: In Which Christopher Robin Gives a Pooh Party, and We Say Good-bye .

Christopher Robin has Owl gather everyone for a party for Pooh. That includes new characters like Zinnie the Pooh and Panda. It also includes Owl calling Eeyore "my young stallion" which has connotations I don't even want to get into.

At least it is over!

FOR REFERENCE:

Contents: Introduction -- Chapter 9 -- Chapter 10

(My Pooh Project: I love Winnie the Pooh, and so does my wife. Having a daughter gave us a chance to indoctrinate her into the cult by buying and reading her every Pooh book we came across. How many is that? I’m going to count them this year by reading and reviewing one every day and seeing which month I finally run out. Track my progress here:
https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/23954351-rod-brown?ref=nav_mybooks&she... ) ( )